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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 12:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Then came..

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No way

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Next, they tried...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

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Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does Russia and many parts of Eastern Europe strangely have a high percentage of female doctors and physicians (~70%)?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

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They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.