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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 12:33

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Then came..
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No way
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.